Rasslin, Anyone?

First off, create your own weapon of destruction - go ahead, be frankensteinish - knock yourself out!
(Nota Bene: if you see "Neant_Der" below,
yes, the name is supposed to be "Neant_Derthal"
but WWE officials can't spell words that are longer
than ten characters, so it was shortened...!)

Next, find out which one of the existing, actual freaks of nature in the accursed "WWE" YOU are most like... It may be traumatizing to find that out, but you can stomach it, right?

Note the higher frequency rate
of appearances by "Festus"
the loveable "WWE" resident redneck retard
than any other potential clone of yours
in the "WWE" line-up...
Yes, that is a message that the "WWE" is sending you all -
wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And what they think of you all, deep down, too!


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