Got Nothing To Do On The 31st? JOIN THEM!!!

So that would be why both 

Daniel Alfredsson AND Jarome Iginla 

opted OUT of those hellish towns... EH?

Bring garlic and condoms - if you want to avoid complications... 

Holy Water won't work on these... 

You have got to have the Faith, anyway, for it to work... 

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Some things never changed - since the world is world...!

Aye - this is why two fiery-eyed Heavenly Attendants 

were dispatched to rend asunder 

those twin cities of the Ancient World, 

you know which ones... 

Think ''S & M'' - but replace the M with a G... 

;-)