Knock-Knock... Who's There? Hawaii! Hawaii Who? Hawaii-are you?
What could be coming to you then? Well, UFOs, of course!
They travel the world *considerably* faster than a speeding bullet too; and they give their preference to spots where they don't get to be ogled by many wide-eyed onlooking earthlings! Still, for my money, the ones that purportedly went to Hawaii did NOT put on as good a show as the ones that allegedly flew by Haiti... (See the video below!)